With all this discussion going on about the shoe felony….given the chance and reason, who would you throw a footwear of choice at (lets keep it limited to footwear though God knows all of us would like to throw much more deadly objects at quite a few people)?
Let’s stay with politics for a while and contemplate on why Mr. Chidambaram became the target of the projectile. For obvious reasons it could not have been his predecessor, too much of a lightweight to be taken seriously. We all would have laughed it off like we do while throwing empty peanut shells at monkeys in their cages at the zoo.
Could it have been Mr. J. Tytler, the actual intended of the INTENT of throwing? Can’t say if Mr. Tytler puts himself in the eye of such a projectile often. Afterall all those who sin, sleep light and tread nimbly. Alternately if such a thing would have happened there could have been a general national murdering of shoes, just imagine a life without shoes? What would the kachcha wala RSS do, no brown shoes to go with the shirt shorts and topi? So there would finally be common ground among the Congress/allies and BJP/allies to not let such a thing happen.
The PM does not make a fair target (no comments there) and the SUPER PM would make a poorer choice (women should only get shoes, belans, things on fire, they themselves thrown at them in the privacy of their homes not publicly).
Let’s take Mr. Advani now, would I not love to hurl a thing or two at him? But wouldn’t Mr. Modi make a better statement (since he so loves to hurl hate speech at everyone around for being born non-hindu), or maybe Mr. Lalu (for having the gall to appoint his wife as CM and setting an example for his followers in crime) or maybe even Mayawatiji for having her goons hurl punches at non-birthday chanda-contributing citizens of her STATE. This is just too much confusion; I’d rather save my chappals for another pollitical day.
Or maybe I’ll just add injury to broken injury by sending away a thought or two towards SRK for his hairbrained schemes of multiple captains.
But truly I’d throw a couple of desi ghee laden laddoos at Aishwarya Rai for continuing to be as fake and frigid as ever, so unlike the warmth of ghar-ka-desi-ghee and boondi ke laddoos.
Let’s stay with politics for a while and contemplate on why Mr. Chidambaram became the target of the projectile. For obvious reasons it could not have been his predecessor, too much of a lightweight to be taken seriously. We all would have laughed it off like we do while throwing empty peanut shells at monkeys in their cages at the zoo.
Could it have been Mr. J. Tytler, the actual intended of the INTENT of throwing? Can’t say if Mr. Tytler puts himself in the eye of such a projectile often. Afterall all those who sin, sleep light and tread nimbly. Alternately if such a thing would have happened there could have been a general national murdering of shoes, just imagine a life without shoes? What would the kachcha wala RSS do, no brown shoes to go with the shirt shorts and topi? So there would finally be common ground among the Congress/allies and BJP/allies to not let such a thing happen.
The PM does not make a fair target (no comments there) and the SUPER PM would make a poorer choice (women should only get shoes, belans, things on fire, they themselves thrown at them in the privacy of their homes not publicly).
Let’s take Mr. Advani now, would I not love to hurl a thing or two at him? But wouldn’t Mr. Modi make a better statement (since he so loves to hurl hate speech at everyone around for being born non-hindu), or maybe Mr. Lalu (for having the gall to appoint his wife as CM and setting an example for his followers in crime) or maybe even Mayawatiji for having her goons hurl punches at non-birthday chanda-contributing citizens of her STATE. This is just too much confusion; I’d rather save my chappals for another pollitical day.
Or maybe I’ll just add injury to broken injury by sending away a thought or two towards SRK for his hairbrained schemes of multiple captains.
But truly I’d throw a couple of desi ghee laden laddoos at Aishwarya Rai for continuing to be as fake and frigid as ever, so unlike the warmth of ghar-ka-desi-ghee and boondi ke laddoos.
hahhaah real funny
ReplyDeletegoing by your list, I tried adding some names to it..
later I realised its a futile excercise because we'll use up all the shoes but we'll still have more people left to be thrown shoes at :P
great post...do write more
very true...
ReplyDeleteprobably will have to stand outside a temple during peak hrs just to fulfil that demand for footwear.